“shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
were u not hugged as a child
a group of weasels can be called a confusion
it is a confusion of baby weasels
You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive
how to get girls to like you:
- compliment their eyebrows
- eat them out
i should have been a bigger hoe in high school :(
AND A MERRY BATMAN DAY TO YOU ALL!
I think unskippable ads on Youtube are the biggest fucking marketing fail, now I am more likely to purposely avoid buying your product out of pure bitter spite that you bitches made me wait.
A bitter blogger never forgives or forgets